phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel
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countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

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thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him

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southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

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jillyd4:

I just want to find a coke bottle with my name on it okay

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acting-captains-log:

This is a family photo; and you cannot tell me otherwise.

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orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

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